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wetdream 

when you cum or squirt or release spooge while you are in an unconscious state or sleeping. happens when youre goin through puberty, VERY MESSY.
dude: oh man i just wetdream!
dude2: hope you wash your sheats
wetdream by violentj June 22, 2006

dexdreaming 

The act of consciously or unconsciously daydreaming various murder scenarios as inspired by the series, DEXTER. (A combination of the words "Dex" from the serial killer title character of the show, DEXTER and "daydream." Dexter daydream
Guy #1: (aloud to himself) Man...I'd need so much saran wrap for that, though.
Guy #2: What the hell you talking about?
Guy#1: What?...Oh, nothing. I was just DexDreaming.
Guy #2: .......
Guy #1: Dude! Just for fun. And besides, it wasn't about anyone you know. Chill.
dexdreaming by OldFuck July 10, 2015

wetdreamz69 

the best username for 11 year old pubescent boys
oh wait, that's that wetdreamz69 kid
wetdreamz69 by wetdreamz69 June 4, 2018

deidreams 

The desire to create, destroy, murder and fuck without consequence
This vodka really makes me feel my inner deidreams
deidreams by ScorpIsQueen January 6, 2024

deidreams 

The desire to create, destroy, murder, and fuck without consequence.
Never settle for anything less then the full culmination of your deidreams.
deidreams by ScorpIsQueen January 11, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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