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A some-what odd person, who is attracted to turtles, and typing /ban
You: Dont be a Dweson!

Me: But I LOVE TURTLES!
Dweson by Koregaming October 31, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.

It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."

Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
dwebonics by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007
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You are a strong person in material matters, determined and knowledgeable. You have a good business ability and are very intelligent . You are a hard worker, steady, a great teacher and practical. These qualities will bring you a position of authority and power. You are honest, a doer, down-to-earth, a great sense of humor, selfless, willing to help others, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined.

You have a good power of concentration. You have an eventful, exciting life, even when things aren’t as you like, you stay positive. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily. You have the power and ability to chose your own destiny and achieve anything you want in life. You can expand in any direction according to your will and your set of values. You have passion for justice, an inherent courage and endurance to accomplish. With the power comes great responsibility. You are mature, determined and have a great desire to endure. You are a great lover, a wonderful kisser and you know how to satisfy a woman.
Deeson is a great role model, someone to have as your friend.
Deeson by Rynaehope August 28, 2021

Deson Martinez 

"My name is Henry Miller, and my husband is Deson Martinez."
Deson Martinez by Svartsjuk January 28, 2021
A nigga that get all the hoes and never let a nigga punk him around he the finest light skin and the best basketball play and the best boxer he got the biggest dick and fuck all the hoes and beat this nigga kJ ass and stole his bitch
dreson means dream nigga that you wish u had
Daeson is a lacrosse GOD and a great kisser. Also used to describe how epicly awesome something or someone is.
Wow look at that Lamborghini, that's so Daeson.
Daeson by Kakashi7 September 20, 2021
A person who is very annoying and mean to most, but perfectly nice to others. Are often quite flabby, and this scares some people. A Dewson is sometimes called the oppisite of a Dewey. Can also be used to descride ignorant people.
"I hate that guy! He is so Dewson!"
Dewson by Rainbowunicornj December 20, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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