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carlos duti 

This is how you say "Call of Duty" in Cuba
"Pipo vamo a jugar carlos duti"
carlos duti by Pingoletto April 13, 2020
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Dutistic 

To do something as if it is your duty. You do it efficiently and sensibly
If you make a sandwich very dutistically, you make it with skill, efficiently, and prowess
Dutistic by Yehboi1234 September 6, 2017
don't you think i know fucking asshole
not to be confused with dutik (dont you think I know)
man your team sucks...
yea dutikfa...
dutikfa by dutikfa November 19, 2011

manly duties

When a guy goes to jerk off.
BRB gotta go do my manly duties
manly duties by kasdjflas April 2, 2008

Call of Dutist 

A person who believes that he knows everything about the military just because he plays a lot of call of duty games.
"I'm telling you, people in the army do 360 quick-scopes with a sniper."
"Shut up you call of dutist"
Call of Dutist by uknwwhoitis August 28, 2011
the funniest word known to mankind
seriously just say it a few times and its hilarious
me and rob were cracking up all day about duties

Rob: Lucas have you performed your duties??
duties by JahLove March 8, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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