Dutchmosa 

The mixing of Heineken or any Netherlands exported beer with champagne.

Hey Joe! Pour me another dutchmosa!

Dutchmosa by FlyingDutchRudder January 4, 2020

Dutchmassive 

is the New-Age Native Tongue, also know as The Hobbyshop Hero

The Super Emcee (Slash) Beat Fanatic (Producer) has been releasing music on a World wide scale since 1998.

He is 1/3 of the Underground hiphop Super group Equilibrium (Celph Titled, Majik Most & Dutchmassive) from Tampa Bay, Florida.

Released his debut solo album "Junk Planet" in 2004 on Freshchest Records & his Sophomore Lp titled "Crush Your System" on the world renown RAWKUS RECORDS in 2007

A Demigodz affiliate & one of the original member of the very exclusive Super Producer crew "Beat Fanatic" (SlopFunkDust, Illmind, M-phazes, Dela, Rik Marvel, Matt Naso, Rek-one (R.I.P.), Mekka don, Dutchmassive, Mo0, Jake-One, DJ Rhrettmatic, S1, DJ Roddy Rod, 9th Wonder, Spon, Dj Blenda, Kay of the Foundation, Dj Cozmos, etc]

Dutchmassive is Defined by the Music he creates which can best be heard at his internet Treehouse Hideout a.k.a. Dutchmassive.Bandcamp(dot)com

Fun Fact: "Dutch" is Dutchmassive's Birth name

Dutchmassive.Tumblr(dot)com

Dutchmassive - "Junk Planet" (1997-2002)

Dutchmassive - "Crush Your System"

Other Dutchmassive albums to look for:
+ Music 2 Sleep To...

+ Romanticizing

+ The DrumLove EP

+ Project: REACH

+ Quit Work Make Music

+ The NEXT Final Fantasy

Dutchmassive by HalfManHalfAmazing November 6, 2010

dutchmaster 

A Man (or Woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of Rollin up dutches. It takes many Dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. One cannot proclaim themselves the "Dutchmaster", it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. Consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

If you think you are good enough, join my myspace group "the Dutches".

Join my myspace group "The Dutches" and I am an example. My name.....Sir JOey Mc-D......The Dutchmaster

dutchmaster by Joey Da Boots August 16, 2006

dutchmas day 

4th february

4/2, derived from its alcoholic content - 4.2%
a dublin student tradition is to decorate a branch with empty cans with your fellow flatmates

happy dutchmas day!
lets celebrate with 6 dutch!
hurrah!

dutchmas day by stignatius September 26, 2006

A DutchMasters XXL 

An EXTREMELY fat blunt rolled by experienced pot smokers. These will be rolled with no other but a XL Dutchmasters blunt. This blunt cannot be filled with anything less but an 8th of the dankest of all dank piff.

Kevin- "Dude No WAYY!! That is the biggest L i have ever seen!"
Vinny-"L is an understatement, this is A DutchMasters XXL

A DutchMasters XXL by OnlyPiffOrSour August 24, 2010

DutchMastur

When one farts under covers and covers him/her self under (like a dutch oven) and than proceeds to masturbate. Hence, Dutch from Dutch Oven and Mastur from Masturbate.

I could not fall asleep so I gave myself a dutchmastur to relief myself and fall into a deep sleep.

DutchMastur by B Mack April 1, 2009

flying dutchmman 

When he or she takes their scrotum, stretches it, flips it up against the penis, and exposes the vast display of veins under his or her sac.

Dude that bitch wouldn't give me head.

So what did you do?

I gave her the Flying Dutchmman.

flying dutchmman by the_koenigger October 27, 2007