Dutch Bastard

In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."

Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard

Dutch Bastard by Darkrai227 January 21, 2010

Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

Dutch Bastard by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013

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Dutch Bastard • crazy dutch bastard • Dutch • Dutch oven • Dutch Rudder • Dutch Windmill • Dutch treat • Dutch uncle • dutch boy • Dutch Breakfast

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

crazy dutch bastard by david May 4, 2003

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crazy dutch bastard

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!

"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"

crazy dutch bastard by leolux November 2, 2006

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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