DURKS

small Short arsed person - northern stylee. Bit of a secret squirrel.

fucking hell youre small you must be Durks from Burnley

DURKS by [e-mail] April 26, 2006

Darkseid 

One of the most powerful beings in the entire DC multiverse. The inspiration for thanos from marvel, (yes that’s right I went there)

A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league

Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”

In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”

Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.

Darkseid destroys thanos any day of the week

“There is no rao, only darkseid”

Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to

Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”

Darkseid by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

DarkSimp 

A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation

DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor

Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.

A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.

DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.

Nobody:

DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!

*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*

People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP

*bows down and worships*

______

DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.

any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!

simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”

DarkSimp > any god EVER

DarkSimp by Nukedmunxxx March 27, 2022

DARKSIMP 

internet meme villain that spawned sometime after the snyder cut of justice league was released.

Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.

Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it

Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will

EXAMPLE:

there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS

outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP

god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now

True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa

God: …..who’s there???

True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation

God: *worries*

_______

DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer

DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned

______

DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.

DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”

Presidents: yes my lord

____

Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???

DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)

Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser

*walks off*

DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man

*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*

*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*

_______

DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes

There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!

DARKSIMP by Bujjwaxxxboujee March 31, 2022

DarkSimp 

Most powerful antagonist in the entire multiverse even exists outside of it but in order to personally destroy his foes and insult/humiliate everyone he enters through an avatar

DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as

Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers

DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others

DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war

“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp

“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”

Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*

DarkSimp: *unimpressed*

*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*

DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp

There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP

DarkSimp by WitchesNsnitches_> August 25, 2022

Talking ducks

A term to indicate someone's questioning of the validity of one aspect in a fictional story is in fact overshadowed by the absurdity of the story's basic premise.

A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"

Seb: "So how did they hide a physical object in a mirror's reflection in the first Harry Potter?"

Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."

Talking ducks by OhLookBirdies February 4, 2010

Darksydephil 

an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI

common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"

"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"

Darksydephil by Magmadiver January 28, 2017