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Darkseid
One of the most powerful beings in the entire DC multiverse. The inspiration for thanos from marvel, (yes that’s right I went there)
A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league
Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”
In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”
Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.
A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league
Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”
In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”
Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.
Darkseid destroys thanos any day of the week
“There is no rao, only darkseid”
Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to
Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”
“There is no rao, only darkseid”
Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to
Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”
Darkseid by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
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DarkSimp
A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
______
DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
______
DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.
any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER
DarkSimp by Nukedmunxxx March 27, 2022
DARKSIMP
internet meme villain that spawned sometime after the snyder cut of justice league was released.
Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.
Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it
Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.
Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it
Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
EXAMPLE:
there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS
outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP
god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now
True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa
God: …..who’s there???
True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation
God: *worries*
_______
DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer
DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned
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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.
DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”
Presidents: yes my lord
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Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???
DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)
Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser
*walks off*
DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man
*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*
*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*
_______
DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes
There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS
outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP
god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now
True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa
God: …..who’s there???
True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation
God: *worries*
_______
DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer
DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned
______
DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.
DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”
Presidents: yes my lord
____
Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???
DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)
Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser
*walks off*
DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man
*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*
*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*
_______
DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes
There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
DARKSIMP by Bujjwaxxxboujee March 31, 2022
DarkSimp
Most powerful antagonist in the entire multiverse even exists outside of it but in order to personally destroy his foes and insult/humiliate everyone he enters through an avatar
DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as
Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers
DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others
DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war
“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp
“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”
Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
DarkSimp: *unimpressed*
*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*
DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp
There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP
DarkSimp by WitchesNsnitches_> August 25, 2022
Talking ducks
A term to indicate someone's questioning of the validity of one aspect in a fictional story is in fact overshadowed by the absurdity of the story's basic premise.
A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"
A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"
Seb: "So how did they hide a physical object in a mirror's reflection in the first Harry Potter?"
Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."
Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."
Talking ducks by OhLookBirdies February 4, 2010
Darksydephil
an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI
common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI
common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
Darksydephil by Magmadiver January 28, 2017
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026