darksided
the bane of every godwarrior! to read harry potter books, or not to live at the freakin church! to be wiccan, pagan, or anything OTHER than christian.
darksided by da trick biatch November 29, 2005
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Darksided
Darksided refers to anything pertaining to the occult or evil. Individuals who dabble in darksided activity, such as using an Ouija Board, often face demonic possession and must have Christian priest perform an exorcism to treat it.
Cain: I heard Damon was planning to purchase an Ouija Board for the purposes of necromancy.
Luke: That is darksided. Sign yourself with some holy water and pray for him.
Luke: That is darksided. Sign yourself with some holy water and pray for him.
Darksided by ModernAristocrat June 3, 2018
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Darksydephil
an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI
common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI
common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
Darksydephil by Magmadiver January 28, 2017
dorksided
Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.
Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses
Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses
"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."
dorksided by Coleifornia December 15, 2009
Darkside Pukekohe
Where all the maoris on the dside know eachother, all related some how. Have the most meanest parties out gee! Partying till the break a dawn where everyone knows the indians at the dside shop! And you got the bestest fish and chips place out called the BBAR (bonaza bar) ha yo fucking crack up BP & MK'S fighting one another! Where no one on the light side wants to come to a party on the dee because they scared! Straight up most gangsted town your ever live in gee YOOOOZAAAA!!!!
Darkside Pukekohe by bobilly December 10, 2013
darkskined
A person with darker skin , has high confidence ,is kind to others ,and is jus beautiful to look at ,and is also much more of a freak than any other.
darkskined by Annonomous!!521 April 1, 2017
darkside
darkside by bacon-hater March 10, 2005
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