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Darksided 

Darksided refers to anything pertaining to the occult or evil. Individuals who dabble in darksided activity, such as using an Ouija Board, often face demonic possession and must have Christian priest perform an exorcism to treat it.
Cain: I heard Damon was planning to purchase an Ouija Board for the purposes of necromancy.

Luke: That is darksided. Sign yourself with some holy water and pray for him.
Darksided by ModernAristocrat June 3, 2018

Darksydephil 

an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI

common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
Darksydephil by Magmadiver January 28, 2017
Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.

Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses
"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."
dorksided by Coleifornia December 15, 2009

Darkside Pukekohe 

Where all the maoris on the dside know eachother, all related some how. Have the most meanest parties out gee! Partying till the break a dawn where everyone knows the indians at the dside shop! And you got the bestest fish and chips place out called the BBAR (bonaza bar) ha yo fucking crack up BP & MK'S fighting one another! Where no one on the light side wants to come to a party on the dee because they scared! Straight up most gangsted town your ever live in gee YOOOOZAAAA!!!!
Darkside Pukekohe by bobilly December 10, 2013

darkskined 

A person with darker skin , has high confidence ,is kind to others ,and is jus beautiful to look at ,and is also much more of a freak than any other.
Damn I want a darkskined girlfriend!!
Who doesn't?
darkskined by Annonomous!!521 April 1, 2017

darkside 

dartmouth, the origion of all crime in nova scotia. full of skips, skats and skallywags
where you from playa? darkside playa

my style is from the darkside
darkside by bacon-hater March 10, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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