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1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.

2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.
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1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.

2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.
Durfed by Ninja Baller June 19, 2007
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Being sexually body slammed into a bed while the penis is penetrating the ear while screaming “DURFED”.
I was hooking up in the club and I found a cute chick and I durfed her
Durfed by Ppsucker69 September 13, 2019
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Durfed • duffed • Dured • durfer • Durked • Derfed • Dorfed • Durfee • Durred • #Duffed
adjective

1. Walking most of a run.

2. Entering a race, preferably an ultra marathon, and dropping out before finishing.

3. After not having run in such a long time, running and having to walk most of it and cutting it short.
Man, I went out for a run yesterday and I totally Durred it.

Did you see Paula Radcliff Durred the Olympic marathon?
Durred by Tim-May October 23, 2012
To get Your shit rocked by a closed fist.
Yo Son just got the shit duffed outta Him.
Duffed by Moe June 18, 2006
To get your ass kicked REALLY badly. If you got "duffed", you didn't just get punched in the face, hit the floor and kicked once or twice hard... you got hit in the face, hit the ground, then got hit in the face several more times, possibly had your head bashed into the cement, got kicked in the ears, neck, kidneys and various other soft spots on your body.
"Yung, that nigga D-Set laid up in the hospital. He smoked up that whole QP he was fronted by main man and got duffed."
Duffed by Krill Awareness April 15, 2006

Duffed It 

Referring to when you royally screw something up. Sometimes when you miss an easy shot in a sport.
Oh he duffed it!
Duffed It by Doo Doo Delpra June 28, 2011
The action of pounding a person's ass to the point their cheeks turn red without slapping them.
Yo man I duffed that bitch so hard her cotton picking grandma felt it dog.
Duffed by Mcduffing April 10, 2019
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