Derfed

Verb: to Derf is to purposfully send someone the wrong way, or to trick someone into going the wrong way. You have to strike it with such confidence and not to stutter that they do not second guess you and still believe they are going the right way. Even when they know they have gone the wrong way, they blame or doubt themselves.

This guy asked me for directions and I totally derfed him.

by Joeseppe July 15, 2019

derfing

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.

Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.

by yunglivin September 01, 2019

Derf

The act of dry- humping while fully clothed.

He came mid-derf. Must be mormon.

by Noelmiller24 September 13, 2019

Derfing

Sex with clothes on

Cooper: hey Claudia wanna go derfing later?

by Derfingyurrrmom October 30, 2019

Derf

A number between 5 and 6. It was created by Carly from iCarly.

1: What is that new number T-Bo was talking about?
2: Oh yeah! That is derf.

by 2000s Kids Are Better May 24, 2018

derf

a slang term for dry humping. Involves sexual contact through clothes

Did you get way derfing her last night.

by derfsurfer May 01, 2009

Derf

A new number that will be made globalized and reprinted into every dictionary, schoolbook, printed onto every calculator, and everywhere else that contains numbers, as of June 27th 2063. It is between 5 and 6 and is a combination fo both. It has the top of a 5 and the bottom of a six.

One, two, three, four, five, derf, six ...

by mizzlefftie012 July 16, 2011