Drunk as a concrete mother possum.
Wandering down the street in a blizzard, peeing in the road,
knocking on doors and being arrested by cop who is part of a tv show, so the whole world can see how drunk you are AND then signing the release form.
Begun in Akron Ohio, made popular by the Soup.
"Dude,
your mom just drank a 30 pack of Pabst in 12 minutes! She is drink, drank, drunk."
"Nah man, that's my moms your talking about. She's DUNKA DOO BALLS!
Let's get her out of
the street."