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1) Variation on the term "dunkel" which means dark in German.
2) A last name used to describe only the most epic and powerful of human beings. The name is so legendary that people fortunate enough to be born with this surname are rarely called by their first name, instead adopting Dunckel as their most common moniker.
Thus did Dunckel smite down with his mighty fist those who stood in his way. And the children cried out with joy, and the women swooned, and everything was right with the world.
Dunckel by Big Papa Dunk July 25, 2010
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dunckel middle school 

Farmington hills michigan
dunckel middle school is a nasty ass trifling prison in which the principal "All*n Ar****" im not tryna say da full name cause that ugly ass beef camel toe raped a few students but thats some other shit, bitches at this school are either A) bad as fuck B) ugly as fuck or C) done fucked twelve niggas and a zeebra plus we got ugly ass muthafuckas like the vice principal and that fat indian bitch that teach math
person 1: "you go to dunckel?"
person 2:"yeah and i do heroin and fuck gerbils"

person 3: ... "dunckel middle school is on that weird shit"

PS ALL THE REAL NIGGAS GO TO HARRISON

YEEHAW dunkel 

When you edge a man to the brink with your juicy mouth, stop and yell “YEE HAW” at the top of your lungs, then deep throat his dick and finish him, swallowing every ounce of his hot cum (aka the dunkel)
Why get a blowie when you can get a yeehaw dunkel
YEEHAW dunkel by krestacar September 28, 2019
A word used in Northern Ireland to mean:

1. An untidy or dirty person, usually used in an insulting manner.

2. A small ditch at the edge of a field that doesn't flow and most often contains animal waste.
"George you auld duckel!"

"Famer Joe went to clean out the duckel"
duckel by wet wheat June 19, 2009

Dunkelbarger 

1. (Noun) A mole or wart-like blemish on the shaft of the male penis; usually accented by the presence of one to three hairs protruding from the top.

3. (Adjective) a male who has trouble maintaining an erection during oral sex unless the female companion assists with digital insertion to the male's anus.
1. So did you go down on him?? No, I gave him a hand job because he had a huge dunkelbarger on his dick.

2. Dave's such a dunkelbarger. He goes limp unless I finger his ass
Dunkelbarger by Pablo Bristly August 8, 2014

Barbara Dunkelman 

A Canadian voice actress best known for he role of Yang Xiao Long on the web series RWBY. She also works as the Director of Social and Community Marketing at the American production company Rooster Teeth. She notoriously known for her rage inducing puns.
Avoid hearing puns by Barbara Dunkelman; They are PUNishing!
Barbara Dunkelman by Chris617M August 5, 2017
The drunk that happens after you drink German beers all night, and the hangover you receive the next day.
Why are you yelling when you try to speak, did you get dunkeled last night.
or
Im so dunkeled I could suck the bavarian cream out of that donut.
Dunkeled by HubSierra March 1, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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