Dunkel

(Dun-kull) (Noun)
A person of low intelligence, extreme annoying tendencies, and a severe lack of talent; completely oblivious to their faults.

"Phillip, you completed your exam upside down, I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you on account of being a dunkel," said Mr. Steinberg

"Dude, when I told you to get us a pizza, I didn't mean to go out and buy a freakin' Lunchable. You're a total dunkel!"

You're such a dunkel that before you were born, you're mom asked if you were going to be a boy or a girl, and the doctor replied, "neither, you're giving birth to a healthy baby dunkel."

by Connie Rad November 3, 2012

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Verb: The act of voluntarily shitting and cumming at the same time.

Noun: The mixture of shit and semen as a result of dunkeling.

Verb: "Lisa's such a slut. I hear she dunkels on the first date."

"That girl is so hot I'm afraid I might just dunkel in my pants!"

Noun: "I wouldn't mind cleaning up the VIP room if it wasn't covered in dunkel."

"There was so much dunkel it smelled like the bathroom in a freshman guys' dorm. "

by Dunkel King October 12, 2013

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Dunkel

Taking a shit after drinking a lot. Liquid shit after a night of binge drinking.

"Dude I laid a massive Dunkel"

"He just had the worst Dunkel in his live after having the best night of his live."

by WirSindLeipzig August 21, 2021

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When you dunk a girls head in a tub or bucket filled with water and apples. As she’s dunked under the water you fuck her in the ass. When you cum, she has to come up with an apple or the process is repeated.

That girl got dunkeled last night.

by AjShan May 22, 2018

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