Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as
God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive
cock that CRUSHES tons of
pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-
ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best
ass. He won the Nobel
Peace Prize for having the best
ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should
run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.