Dumpinance

When an animal, or possibly human, takes a dump in such a way to assert their dominance.

SarahDaniels: I took Bandit to the gym and left him alone for 2 minutes. He pooped in 3 different places!
Strong: He was asserting his dumpinance.

by StrongAndSexy February 2, 2023

stream dominance

The act of making your piss stream more powerful and louder than the stream of the man in the urinal next to you to assert dominance

That dude just came up and took the urinal right next to mine, so I had to assert my stream dominance

by Andrew the ogre October 25, 2017

Fart dominance

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.

Fart dominance asserted!

by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018

Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

by sheila in the car May 8, 2011

dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.

Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018

Assert Dominance

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.

He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

by frick_I_dropped_my_cabbage December 7, 2020

asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021