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stream dominance 

The act of making your piss stream more powerful and louder than the stream of the man in the urinal next to you to assert dominance
That dude just came up and took the urinal right next to mine, so I had to assert my stream dominance

Fart dominance 

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
Fart dominance by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018

Check splitting dominance 

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...
Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.
Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.
dumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018

Assert Dominance 

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.
He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

asserting dominance 

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.
person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes