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Dumpf

1) Making such a huge shit that it goes above the water line and clogs up the toilet.

2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).
Dude, I was so late to work this morning! I had a Dumpf and it took half an hour of plunging to get it to go down!!

2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!
by LadyBookworm80 August 6, 2017
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Dumpf

A large, hefty stick found in a Jamaican wood by the Queen of England.
I do believe her majesty's found a dumpf.
by A little Bum. August 9, 2007
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Dumpf

DUMPF IS WHERE YOU FUCK
Dumpf or to fuck hard
by Penis is small September 25, 2022
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dump truck panda

Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.

Acronym DTP
I’m going to give her the best dump truck panda she has ever had.
by Dump Truck Panda August 3, 2018
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Righteous dump

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.
Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service
by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009
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Shun and Dump

Actions committed by people you thought were friends when they no longer have use for you. First, they will ignore and exclude you (shun) and then cast you away (dump) when they are finished with you.
Tolly just put the shun and dumpon someone again. When he is done with someone, he is done.
by ohyesuare April 3, 2017
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Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.
It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
by The Dogg August 12, 2014
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