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When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.

Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.

Dump Pump by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

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Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

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Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

Dump Pump by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019

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Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

Two Pump Dump by The Dogg August 12, 2014

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pump & dump

Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day.

Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump and she aint got a date.

pump & dump by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

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three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load

Ben is a three pump dump man.

three pump dump by Scoobman July 16, 2006

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dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

dump n pump by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

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one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

one pump dump by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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