Dumbitchosis
Dumbitchosis by Longrod van hugendome July 27, 2019
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Dumbitchitis
A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.
Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.
There is no known cure.
Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.
There is no known cure.
Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
Dumbitchitis by RitztheWise November 2, 2018
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Dumbitchitis
It is a symptom where he/she is acting stupid beyond comprehension. Any logic or reasoning that is said, given, told, or provided to a person that has Dumbitchitis will not matter. A person that has this symptom can not be helped by any other person or thing, and the only cure for this is for them to chill the fuck out, though sometimes they have to figure it out for themselves.
Dumbitchitis by RoxasXII0 January 19, 2022
Dumbitchitis
Dumbitchitis
dʌmbɪʧaɪtɪs
(noun)
A highly contagious condition where someone—usually a loving, loyal, deeply attached partner—stays in a relationship far past its expiration date, despite being treated like an afterthought, emotional punching bag, or a background extra in the rom-com he’s secretly casting with other women.
Most commonly diagnosed in people who romanticise red flags, excuse neglect as “he’s just going through something,” and hold onto a single good memory like it’s a coupon for future love.
Symptoms may include:
- Confusing late-night “you up?” texts with genuine affection
- Ignoring the fact he’s DM’ing Sydney Sweeney while calling you his “ride or die”
- Feeling grateful he only liked the thirst trap this time and didn’t comment
- Defending him to your friends who are 1000% right about him being trash
- Staying because of “potential” when the only thing growing is your anxiety
Diagnosis:
Typically confirmed after multiple ignored boundaries, breadcrumb texts, or when he says, “I’m not ready for anything serious”... while you’re doing his laundry.
Cure:
Radical self-worth, supportive and honest friends, blocking him on everything, and remembering that love shouldn’t feel like emotional unpaid labor.
Full recovery is possible—but relapse risk increases around birthdays, breakups, or late-night stalking.
dʌmbɪʧaɪtɪs
(noun)
A highly contagious condition where someone—usually a loving, loyal, deeply attached partner—stays in a relationship far past its expiration date, despite being treated like an afterthought, emotional punching bag, or a background extra in the rom-com he’s secretly casting with other women.
Most commonly diagnosed in people who romanticise red flags, excuse neglect as “he’s just going through something,” and hold onto a single good memory like it’s a coupon for future love.
Symptoms may include:
- Confusing late-night “you up?” texts with genuine affection
- Ignoring the fact he’s DM’ing Sydney Sweeney while calling you his “ride or die”
- Feeling grateful he only liked the thirst trap this time and didn’t comment
- Defending him to your friends who are 1000% right about him being trash
- Staying because of “potential” when the only thing growing is your anxiety
Diagnosis:
Typically confirmed after multiple ignored boundaries, breadcrumb texts, or when he says, “I’m not ready for anything serious”... while you’re doing his laundry.
Cure:
Radical self-worth, supportive and honest friends, blocking him on everything, and remembering that love shouldn’t feel like emotional unpaid labor.
Full recovery is possible—but relapse risk increases around birthdays, breakups, or late-night stalking.
"I knew I had Dumbitchitis when I caught him messaging three different girls and still blamed myself for not being 'chill' enough."
"I was definitely down with a bad case of Dumbitchitis —I literally made him dinner after he liked his ex’s thirst trap."
"Me with Dumbitchitis watching him repost Andrew Tate quotes and thinking, 'he’s just misunderstood.'"
"I was definitely down with a bad case of Dumbitchitis —I literally made him dinner after he liked his ex’s thirst trap."
"Me with Dumbitchitis watching him repost Andrew Tate quotes and thinking, 'he’s just misunderstood.'"
Dumbitchitis by KBWIZZLE May 11, 2025
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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