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dumbolic 

To be so wrapped up in your own Kool-Aid agenda that you have no clue that you are really talking out of your ass. The word was invented by pundit Joe Klien in a rant about how Matt Drudge sucks, but the part of the original article he quoted to support his case actually validated the Drudge headline so Klien was clearly referring to himself.
Did you catch that Senator on TV the other night going on about how earmarks are bad but his own pet projects were special? How dumbolic.
dumbolic by C++ October 8, 2007
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dumbolic 

he is dumbolic
dumbolic by attitude guy August 23, 2011

dumbonics 

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.
I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?
dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010

Dumbolina 

Someone who portrays stupidity
Being 1: those girls are such fucking dumbolinas
Being 2: Damn,......stoopid bitches

dumblick 

1)One who licks dumb things.
2)Another word for dumbwiener
Brenda:HAHAHAHAHA IM STUPID HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM IN LOVE WITH AN UGLY DUMB DUDE NAMED JAMES!!!!!
Panny:Ur such a freakin dumblick.
Brenda: I KNO! CUZ IM LIZ! AND I KNO!
Panny: Dude ur not liz.
Brenda: OH!!!!! HELLO!
Panny: u dumbwiener.
dumblick by LizHater January 18, 2005

Dumbolightis 

Half elephant half man! A human born with massive ears resembling that of a fully grown elephant bull. They also have a tendency to fall out trees and break their arms! One of the perks of having dumbolightis is you have an excellent hearing so never talk about them to others they will always hear you how ever discrete you are!!
“O what dumbolightis you have!!”. “All the better to hear you with my dear!!”
Dumbolightis by RJ007 July 27, 2009
An exceptionally stupid person.
Person 1: Did Robert seriously think that you can take a 4 hour lunch break?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a dumboli.
dumboli by lookingforacure May 11, 2014
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