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To be so wrapped up in your own Kool-Aid agenda that you have no clue that you are really talking out of your ass. The word was invented by pundit Joe Klien in a rant about how Matt Drudge sucks, but the part of the original article he quoted to support his case actually validated the Drudge headline so Klien was clearly referring to himself.

Did you catch that Senator on TV the other night going on about how earmarks are bad but his own pet projects were special? How dumbolic.

dumbolic by C++ October 8, 2007

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dumbolic

asshole. a useless guy

he is dumbolic

dumbolic by attitude guy August 23, 2011

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dumbonics

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.

I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?

dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010

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Dumbolina

Someone who portrays stupidity

Being 1: those girls are such fucking dumbolinas
Being 2: Damn,......stoopid bitches

Dumbolina by Alyssa’s Dumbolinas 101 April 17, 2019

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dumblick

1)One who licks dumb things.
2)Another word for dumbwiener

Brenda:HAHAHAHAHA IM STUPID HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM IN LOVE WITH AN UGLY DUMB DUDE NAMED JAMES!!!!!
Panny:Ur such a freakin dumblick.
Brenda: I KNO! CUZ IM LIZ! AND I KNO!
Panny: Dude ur not liz.
Brenda: OH!!!!! HELLO!
Panny: u dumbwiener.

dumblick by LizHater January 18, 2005

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Dumbolightis

Half elephant half man! A human born with massive ears resembling that of a fully grown elephant bull. They also have a tendency to fall out trees and break their arms! One of the perks of having dumbolightis is you have an excellent hearing so never talk about them to others they will always hear you how ever discrete you are!!

“O what dumbolightis you have!!”. “All the better to hear you with my dear!!”

Dumbolightis by RJ007 July 27, 2009

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dumboli

An exceptionally stupid person.

Person 1: Did Robert seriously think that you can take a 4 hour lunch break?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a dumboli.

dumboli by lookingforacure May 11, 2014

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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