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DumbFucker

A dumbfucker is a person, or a group of people who are complete pieces of shit in every way. They are people who give you bad vibes and annoy you at every moment.

Dumbfuckers are also people who, since they annoy you, never leave you alone. They think that what they say and do is the exact right thing to do and that you are bitch because you don't do what they say.

Dumbfuckers are scum, lowlifes, snotty do-gooders, even your family or best friends. They can be anyone, even you.
Reverend Ian Paisley who had very public rants against everyone including the Pope,who he called the "AntiChrist" is a dumbfucker who has no brain.

Mike Tyson....need i say more on this, he is also a dumbfucker because he looks down on others and he gets caught doing all these horrible things.

Anyone who thinks that they are superior to other people, or who thinks that other people think they are better than others, when they know they aren't. That just makes you plain rude and insulting and a dumbfucker
DumbFucker by LightingThief1 June 29, 2011
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Dumbfucker

Primarily describing a oddly stupid person.
He is such a dumbfucker
Dumbfucker by Jagajuks August 14, 2022

Dumbfuckian 

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .
What a dumbfuckian .
Dumbfuckian by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Dumbfuckstupid 

An adjective to describe a dumbfuck(ing) stupid person; an individual whose mental retardation is beyond any literary recognition.
Person 1: "Dude, is it really true that Obama was born in Kenya?"

Person 2: "Are you dumbfuckstupid?"
Dumbfuckstupid by Kansiov April 1, 2011

dumbfuckery

1. The art or practice of being a dumbfuck.
2. The state or condition of being a dumbfuck.
dumbfuckery by T. Strange May 29, 2003

Dumbfuckedness 

The quality of being dumb as fuck.
The guests were unable to relate to the art critic because of their dumbfuckedness.
Dumbfuckedness by raccoonmario January 27, 2010

Dumbfuckinbman 

Just like it says, a permit longshoreman who thinks his knowledge is endless. The reality is they are in all aspects retarded.
Man, I was working with a dumbfuckinbman who would not shut up.
Dumbfuckinbman by Capnhook November 6, 2012
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