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Dumbfoiled
Made famous by the "Daily Show's" report on the yuletide log TV channel in Victoria, BC, Canada. Instead of correctly expressing his disbelief as "dumbfounded," the less than intelligent interviewee used the term "dumbfoiled," giving added evidence that his claim (the yuletide log resembled an actual fire) was completely ridiculous.
Ed Robinson: "The children come running down the stairs yelling 'Fire! Fire! Fire!' so, we all looked at each other dumbfoiled."
Steve Carell: "Alright, so you were dumbfoiled. What happened next?"
Steve Carell: "Alright, so you were dumbfoiled. What happened next?"
Dumbfoiled by mr.bojangles4251 December 16, 2011
Related Words
DumbField • duffield • Dumbified • dudfield • dumbeldore • dumbeldorkie • Dumbfend • Dumbfoiled • dumified • Dutfield
Dumbified
Feeling less smart, becoming dumber due to some experience or event. How I felt when I read some of the words in Urban Dictionary.
Dumbified by MiamiRaven October 10, 2009
duffield
Duffield
It is retro swagger who enjoys short walks on the concrete and masturbating with his left and right hand simultaneously.
Did you meet that Duffield last night, I sent him m light in order to fight but infact i went on Urban Dictionary to write.
Duffield by Bc Cringedogga April 5, 2017
dumbeldore
When a guy who is supposidly too old to get an erection sustains one for a good amount of time, especially when tonks is in the room.
Old Guy: "Wow, I think I might be able to pull off a Dumbeldore tonight with that woman"
Old Guy: "Wow, I think I might be able to pull off a Dumbeldore tonight with that woman"
dumbeldore by Ja In Kang August 30, 2007
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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