Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:

1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.

2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.

3. Uses sex as a form of currency.

4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")

5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.

6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.

7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.

Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."

Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."

What'd you mean, man?

She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.

Dumb Bitch Syndrome by pinlitt June 8, 2011

Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

DBS for short,
basically the problem running rampant across the population, affecting mainly teenage girls, but has the possibility of carrying on into later life. However, DBS is usually permanent. "Cain't fix stupid."

Dumb Bitch Syndrome. The problem with all the girls at my school.

"Hey Jacob, what's Obama's last name"
"Shut the fuck up, Kati, you're a dumb bitch"

"Sometimes it seems like there's nothing in Sami's head.."
"That's because there isn't, she has DBS and only knows how to talk about shopping for clothes and the dicks she's sucked."

"Why do all the girls at my school have Dumb Bitch Syndrome?"

Dumb Bitch Syndrome by falaylays August 11, 2012

Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

1. Any woman with a prediliction for doing especially obnoxious or annoying things

2. Any woman who interferes with a man's right to do his man things

3. A temporary condition caused by pissing off someone else

Yo, did you catch the game last night?

No, my girl caught a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome and made me watch Sex in the City instead!

or

Cut me off? You must have a serious case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome

Dumb Bitch Syndrome by popcultchick November 25, 2006

Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS)

a female, typically blonde, who lacks brain cells. the signs of DBS usually come clear in teenage years. DBS has no cure so far and the chances is low that there will ever be one. one can only truly understand it if they have it.
a person suffering with DBS will

* be confused

*vocabulary will be limited and often results to "fuck this fucking fuck"

*make bad decisions and then have a meltdown about it later

*does peace sign a lot after saying a sentence or just out of the middle of know where

*does not do class work ever ever ever

*is really repatative repetitive

*never does assignments and plays coolmathgames instead

*doesnt know what many words mean

*speak their mind often

*are dramatic and over exaggerate

*are dumb

there is no cure yet for Dumb Bitch Syndrome but in rare cases people can grow out of it although there will forever be a little inside of you

good girl; supposedly he died

girl suffering from DBS; what's supposedly

friend; how can you not know that

girl suffering from DBS; I have fucken Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) m8

Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) by skettyassbitches August 27, 2019

Dumb bitch syndrome 

When you keep going back to the same guy after he's played you multiple times

I suffer from dumb bitch syndrome because this is the 6th time I've taken him back.

Dumb bitch syndrome by Dbsssqueen October 24, 2018

Dumb bitch Syndrome 

Dumb bitch syndrome can happen when one does stupid things.
- When a female does something incredibly stupid.
Vulgar - When a female just does stupid shit naturally.
- Female who acts without thinking causing her to act dumb.

Female jumps out of a car because there is a bug inside, she has a case of dumb bitch syndrome.
People such as, but not limited to Britiny Spears, Paris hilton, and Jessica Simpson. All the women listed previousely have a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome

Dumb bitch Syndrome by xGarthx April 7, 2010

dumb bitch syndrome 

Something every vsco girl has.

“You see betty with her scrunchies over there, she definitely has dumb bitch syndrome.”

dumb bitch syndrome by gocrazyyyyyyyy August 28, 2019