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dalegiven
A third rate actor who does summer stock past the age of 60. Less notable for his talent than his willingness to work for just under minimum wage. A boozer and a loser, he's been known to piss his pants while getting his ass kicked.
Did you see how old that actor was who was trying to play Tony in "West Side Story"? They must have hired him from the old age home. He had no talent and must have worked cheap.
Yeah, he's a real dalegiven.
Yeah, he's a real dalegiven.
dalegiven by captainejsmith November 21, 2013
Total Delegation Meltdown
A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Total Delegation Meltdown by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011
dudegasm
the orgiastic, testosterone-fueled display by straight men when their sports team wins or makes an unbelievable longshot, marked by back-smacking hugs, high-fives, head butting and body slamming. synonymous with fervent cheering or rooting.
dudegasm by Brian Klotz February 9, 2005
dudegasm
When a man is overwhelmed with emotion when he encounters an unbelievably exciting situation or incident.
dudegasm by meme is funny April 28, 2009
Duega
The word "Duega" is when two dudes with huge boners take turns taking a dump on each others chest and then taking their cocks and stirring the shit up in circles on each others chest making a runny shit stew and then licking it off and in turn, take their cocks and ram them up each others ass in a sexual shit smelling frenzy.
God dude, i totally did a Duega with my buddy Bill the other day. It was HOT! My rod is still hard from doing it.
Duega by Bobby Knobi August 26, 2010
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.