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Duffered 

When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.
Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"
Duffered by Coffee Bandit January 23, 2018
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duffee stain 

verb: the act of having a greasy face and falling asleep on the window of a charter bus, then waking in the morning to a beautiful stain full of various volumes, shades and colors of face grease.
"Holy shit, did you see the duffee stain in the back seat window this morning? It was awesome"
duffee stain by Dr, Stephen Pepper February 25, 2009
The condition of one "having a stick up one's ass."
You're being such a duffee. Just chill out.
Duffee by Snausage April 4, 2005

Duffering/duffered 

The act of taking a well loved song and using it in your TV/Movie to shove down the throats of younger audiences.
EX: Duffering/duffered

"Hey did you watch the new Stranger Things episode, they really duffered that Metallica song didn't they. dont get me started about Kate Bush"
or
"Do you remember the great Duffering of 2022"
Duffering/duffered by Cv420 July 8, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026