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Talking ducks

A term to indicate someone's questioning of the validity of one aspect in a fictional story is in fact overshadowed by the absurdity of the story's basic premise.

A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"
Seb: "So how did they hide a physical object in a mirror's reflection in the first Harry Potter?"

Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."
Talking ducks by OhLookBirdies February 4, 2010
Related Words

ducksoon 

Once you go quack, you never go back
when I grow up I'll be a ducksoon quack quack.

Dickshaw 

The name of the act of accepting insertion of a rollerblade wearing man's penis into one's anus and towing him around the room as if in a rickshaw.
I bought some new rollerblades so your mom can give me a dickshaw ride.
Dickshaw by Yeffaham420 October 20, 2009

Mallard Ducks 

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.
I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
Mallard Ducks by shnow lady December 9, 2019
1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"
DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

Fat Ducks 

Stunningly Handsome
Look at you and your Fat Ducks!

That boy has some Fat Ducks!
Fat Ducks by SpoonRRAR April 12, 2010