Duckles 

A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

Duckles by Jordan November 19, 2004

Fuckle me Duckles 

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.

Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.

Fuckle me Duckles by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018

Shuckle me duckles

Word / PhraseShuckle me ducklesDefinitionA playful, folksy exclamation used to express mild surprise, shock, or disbelief. Similar in tone and meaning to classic expressions like "shiver me timbers".

"I just found a twenty-dollar bill on the sidewalk!"Person B: "Well, shuckle me duckles! Today must be your lucky day."

Shuckle me duckles by Prayedandsaved82 August 16, 2026

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

Ducklet 

A particularly tiny and cute duckling.

Aww that baby ducklet is so cute it's killing my eyes!

Ducklet by TrionaJ4ne June 5, 2011

dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

dickless by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

dickless wonder 

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.

"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.

dickless wonder by Yanni DC July 9, 2006