Duckles

A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

by Jordan November 19, 2004

Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.

Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.

by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018

dickless trap

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

by src101 January 13, 2022

Ducklet

A particularly tiny and cute duckling.

Aww that baby ducklet is so cute it's killing my eyes!

by TrionaJ4ne June 5, 2011

dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

dickless wonder

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.

"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.

by Yanni DC July 9, 2006

Duckle pot

basically another word for silly goose

oh that rufus is such a duckle pot

by sillybilly January 10, 2021