A person afraid to frequent prostitutes due to the fact that they are disgusting and rampant with disease.
John won't go with us, and the 3 vietnamese underage hookers we just picked up, to the hotel because he's afraid of getting "AIDS" or "Herpies". What a slutducker.
Duckies is old English slang for boobs. There are love letters from Henry the 8th to Anne Boleyn saying that he cannot wait to rest his head upon her fine fine duckies.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.