Definitions by Ssimon007

molly walking 

The way a person walks due to having a gun, other then a handgun, secured behind his/her waistband. The size of the gun (shotgun, rifle, blowgun, etc) itself is the reason why the molly walk comes about.

Oh shizzle! Josh is straight molly walking over here, I think he's about to bust a cap!!

molly walking by Ssimon007 November 10, 2008

fagetoo

A tattoo SO stupid and lame it can't even been called gay. (See gaytoo for a name to call tattoo's that are not as of yet as rediculously stupid as fagetoo's)

Pronounced: "fag-eh-two"

Any tattoo in a language you cannot speak fluently is a fagetoo.

fagetoo by Ssimon007 November 10, 2008

slut ducker 

A person afraid to frequent prostitutes due to the fact that they are disgusting and rampant with disease.

John won't go with us, and the 3 vietnamese underage hookers we just picked up, to the hotel because he's afraid of getting "AIDS" or "Herpies". What a slut ducker.

slut ducker by Ssimon007 November 9, 2008

cheesy taco 

The term given to a woman's vagina when the woman has such a bad yeast infection that the yeast expells from the inner vagina, then dries on the outer lips of said vagina.

John loves cheesy tacos, to him they taste like pennies.

cheesy taco by Ssimon007 November 8, 2008

slut wound

Slang term for "sexually transmitted disease".

I would love to bang britney spears, but she probably has slut wound's from that kevin homo.

slut wound by Ssimon007 November 9, 2006

Gaytoo 

A lame or horribly old tattoo.

Dude 1: homie that guy has a barbwire tattoo.

Dude 2: that's not a tattoo, that's a gaytoo. Barbwire, ha! Its 2006 homo's.

Dude 1: hey that guy has something in chinese on his arm!

Dude 2: that's so beyond a gaytoo its a fagetoo.

Gaytoo by Ssimon007 November 9, 2006