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dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.
Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus

A person that everyone wants to hang out with because they are wild and free and everyone always has a great time when they hang out with this type of person
Man i got to hang out with a duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus last night and i had the time of my life.

I wish there were more duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus ' in the world because the laughter and fun never stops with them.

duckbilled fratapus 

a derogatory term for any fratboy wearing a hat with their frats symbol either forwards or backwards.
person 1- hey is that a rare breed of duckbilled fratapus?
person 2 - no they're quite common and range across college campuses all over the country.
duckbilled fratapus by landbear February 27, 2011

Duckbilled 

When you lean in to kiss your slam piece while wearing a baseball hat and hit her face with the bill, therefore making the kiss extremely awkward.
He was dropping me off and duckbilled me

Duckbilled Twatypuss 

Duckfacing pouty insta-slut dickhead
15 people burned to death after the attending fire engine was obstructed by an oblivious Duckbilled Twatypuss taking selfies in the middle of the high street.
Duckbilled Twatypuss by TopFilmTip October 17, 2020

duckbilled slapperpuss

The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like something from a sexual fantasy of dubious nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !
I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !