The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of
plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like
something from a sexual fantasy of dubious
nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !
I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the
rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the
memories linger of her enhancements !