Drymastus

Any form of unidentifiable stain that causes a certain level of disgust, confusion, or sexual arousal

Hey man, I don't know what you've been doing but you appear to have a little Drymastus on your chin pubes.

Drymastus by Brice Killington January 25, 2009

Dramatuse 

Instead of contacting those directly, posting obtuse and cogent things on social media which gets everyone asking “What’s wrong?... happened?.... who? ....etc.

The brothers were at it again on Facebook with more cryptic and dramatuse posts. It’s like watching a soap opera

Dramatuse by Ohyeahr February 6, 2019

Dryatus 

To take an informal break from drinking.

Karl had been hammered all semester and was in need of a dryatus.

Dryatus by KlawzVengeance October 25, 2012

dramasturbation 

.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.

"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".

dramasturbation by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009

Dramasturbate 

Pleasuring yourself whilst crying, screaming, or any other extreme emotion

After my girlfriend broke up with me I was such a mess that I went home and dramasturbated.

Dramasturbate by yungsweeper April 21, 2017

Dramasturbating 

The action of masturbating to an opera, at an opera, or while playing in an opera.

Child in the Crowd at an Opera: Mommy, whats he doing?
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!

Dramasturbating by Albino Playa April 1, 2010

drymaster 

Someone who is beyond dry or dry af.

He couldn't come turn up because he is a drymaster.

drymaster by rmattr May 18, 2016