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Ms. Dayle 

fat,ugly and unintelligent, retarded ,HUGE ,Deft ,causes earthquakes when her toe hits the ground ,aka dayle the whale,fat ass,ass hole,whore,when she breathes it causes a tornado, dumb,very dumb,dumb as fuck,dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb,dumb as fuuuuuuuuuuck.
run the Ms. Dayle is sitting down
Ms. Dayle by 1738 lolololololzies December 6, 2016
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Spencer Dyle

Michigan State blogger and source have-er who once thought Luke Fickell was a lock to Michigan State. Famed host of the MSU Sports Podcast, he scares away Michigan State Targets. His social media accounts total over 20 thousand followers
“I am 100% confident MSU lands Luke Fickell” - Spencer Dyle
Spencer Dyle by UrbanPopD July 23, 2020
Daylene is a very talented girl. She is also very pretty and nice:) she will always hug you and smile at you even when your not in a best mood. Just don’t mess with her or she will be mean to you. Daylene can be funny sometimes and loves to joke around with people. You are lucky to have Daylene in your life.
You:heyyyyy Daylene

Daylene: heyyy
Daylene by By Emily rose November 1, 2018

Dryergasm 

When your dryer gets so horny with its large load that it orgasms, banging on the wall and groaning loud enough to wake the neighbors. Quick Solution: it needs to be turned off then on again.
Hang on a second, I'm having a dryergasm.
Dryergasm by L o p January 27, 2011

under the Dryer 

The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
under the Dryer by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

Pulling a Doyle 

Promising something, but pushing it back for months on end in an attempt to teach a lesson on "delayed gratification" in the manner that YouTuber John Doyle pushed back his documentary on pornography.
Brett Favre was pulling a Doyle with his retirement in the late 2000s and early 2010s.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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