Drye

To be drunk and high at the same time

Damn I’m so drye right now I feel dizzy

by Poland87 October 3, 2017

Dryergasm

When your dryer gets so horny with its large load that it orgasms, banging on the wall and groaning loud enough to wake the neighbors. Quick Solution: it needs to be turned off then on again.

Hang on a second, I'm having a dryergasm.

by L o p January 27, 2011

under the Dryer

The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...

I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

blow dryer poopie

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

Dryeballs

A serious condition of intense dryness of the eyeballs, opposite to Moist-Balls. The dryballee may experience great discomfort of the eyeballs, particularly in windy conditions. It is often a recurring condition, though it can be treated with eye-drops or human tears.

"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"

by aquariumbat May 19, 2009

Dryer Baby

The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby

Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.

by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010

Dryer pickle

When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!

All my laundry smells like poop!!! Steve must have dryer pickled my clothes!!!

by DeadSext March 1, 2010