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Dry Ball Syndrome 

The time period in between any two blowjobs; where one feels like they missing out on blowjobs.

Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, the sole member of the Fellatio Truth Movement has never experienced Dry Ball Syndrome.
John: Whats up?
Mike: Nothing much, just starting to think I have Dry Ball Syndrome, its been like 3 weeks since I've gotten head.
Dry Ball Syndrome by SlinkyV2 June 29, 2013

dry balls 

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.
Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls

Dry Baller 

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.
Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
Dry Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Dry Balls 

In any case where a male experiences a extended period of time without a single blow job, and the testies become dry and arid.
"Dude, have you heard about Jeffrey? His girlfriend hasn't blowed him in since November"
"Damn, he must have some dry balls"
"Yep. Like a desert."
Dry Balls by Ding Ullberry February 19, 2015

Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".
"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

Chronic Dry Balls 

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.
Chronic Dry Balls by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017