Dry Wipe

The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.

Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.

by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015

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Dry Wipe

The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.

Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.

by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015

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The act of swiping your credit card between the ass cheeks of a prostitute.

Ashley was having fun with candy but when he dry wiped her she got angry and left.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

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Dry Wipe Swipe

A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.

No worries, it's a dry wipe swipe

by LULU_1234567890 September 4, 2010

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Dry Wiper

A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.

“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”

by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019

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