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Dry Jerk  

When you use Baby Powder to make your dick very dry, then you jack it with the said powder
I'm was out of lube today, so i had to Dry Jerk it
Dry Jerk by Ryan Muttsky January 14, 2009
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dry jerk 

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.

Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
dry jerk by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

dry jerk (DJ) 

when a girl is too lazy to lube your handjob, or give a blowjob, or is too prudish to fuck. Often results in chafing, and not calling said girl again......
Man, that bitch gave me the dry jerk (DJ), I aint calling her no mo.
dry jerk (DJ) by skeeza December 25, 2007

Carribean Jerk Dry Rub 

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.
I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.

dry jerker 

A person who masturbates without the use of any lubrication.
I need some lotion so I won't be a dry jerker.
dry jerker by Dissuxba11s August 22, 2009

Dry Jerking 

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.
She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.
Dry Jerking by Lordofthefrat August 9, 2016

Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.
She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?
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