Drum Roll 

The intense, romantic moment just before two people are about to kiss.

"Before we kissed there was this amazing long drum roll!"

Drum Roll by The slow poke July 7, 2009

Drum roll 

The moment leading up to a kiss

Marshall: So did you kiss her?
Ted: No I only got a drum roll...

Drum roll by ThATOnE October 13, 2014

Drum Roll 

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.

I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.

Drum Roll by Paccali December 18, 2002

drum roll flatulence 

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

drum roll flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Drum roll moment 

The build up before the first kiss with someone where your almost to a kiss and the tension is high. You can learn about it in How I met Your mother

"She called it the drum roll moment." "Ted that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."

Drum roll moment by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

bass drum roll 

A drumline tradition during which new bass drummers must stand on their heads while inside their harnesses being held up by their drums. After this they are officially part of the marching band. (Filming is optional but highly recommended.)

Shannon: Hey Jack get over here!
Jack: *starts walking*
Shannon: PUT ON YOUR BASS DRUM! NOW!
Jack: *scared* ok... *puts on drum*
Shannon: *pushes Jack onto the ground head first and makes him do a bass drum roll*
*Pat walks over and starts filming*
Jack: Are you filming yet?
Pat: No not yet
*This continues for two minutes*

bass drum roll by Russian_Tinkerbell October 31, 2013

The Drum Roll 

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.

Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.

The Drum Roll by KSkrill September 6, 2014