Drugpression 

When you’re feeling so low that the only person you want to have any contact with us your drug dealer.

“I haven’t replied to my mom’s, my sister’s my friends’, or my partner for that biology project’s texts in 89 hours, but I just bought an 1/8, I must be drugpressed.”

“My drugpression has gotten to the point where my only source of human contact is my drug dealer”

Drugpression by stresseddepressedlemonzest December 3, 2019

dupréssion 

noun

1. Alexandra Bartfeld's cat
2. the state of mind that you get after playing an organ work by Marcel Dupré

"Op. 7 no. 3 was so exhaustingly dupréssive"
"I was able to see Monsieur Dupréssion after the OrganTalk"

dupréssion by organiste March 22, 2021

Dripression 

Someone's who depressed and drippy af

Yoo this depressed nigga got mad drip, I think he got dripression

Dripression by BagChaserMNC December 30, 2020

Dumped dogpression 

The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.

John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.

Dumped dogpression by Csaldawg April 21, 2020

drepression 

An time of global economic downturn that is somewhere between a typical recession and the Great Depression

The economist said "We're sort of in a drepression right now. It's not as severe as the Great Depression, but it's getting close"

drepression by sailing fool March 26, 2009

Dogpression

When your sad because you miss your dog or there’s just no dogs.

I’ve had dogpression at work because my coworker stopped brining their dog.

Dogpression by EnormousGreenRageMonster August 6, 2022

dripression 

Its depression but for drip (EG: there is no drip and its sad)

"Dude, you look awful!"

"Yeah, I have dripression"

dripression by FenyxRising December 15, 2022