Droublet 

A Droublet is a person who is a complete idiot or makes constant mistakes similar to a Tegan

Look, Tegan just fell down the stairs. What a Droublet

Droublet by Tisvul August 11, 2008

doublethink 

"To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morally while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forger it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself--that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word "doublethink" involved the use of doublethink."

-1984, George Orwell

doublethink by scream towards the uprising of noncomformity November 21, 2004

doubletext 

when someone textes you something boring and you dont reply, then an hour later or so they text u again and try and respark the convo

ricky: k...cool..
*no response*
*hour or so later*
ricky: so whats good man?

the doubletext ^

doubletext by phillllygirll August 18, 2011

Doubletree 

Of or referring to the movement of a male whereby his testicles painfully twist with either each other, the thigh, or the pant leg. The movement of the testicles is accurately represented by the Doubletree Hotel logo.

Dude i just turned in my chair and got The Doubletree.

Doubletree by tscrizz September 28, 2010

doublethink 

Newspeak word, and the most important pillar of Ingsoc. Doublethink is the ability to hold two contradictory opinions at the same time without noticing the contradiction. It also refers to the mind trick to accept the changes to history made by the Party, and in accepting them, forgetting that the mind trick was ever performed, and then forgetting the forgetting, etc.

"Ashes. Not even identifiable ashes. Dust. It does not exist. It never existed."
"But it did exist! It does exist! It exists in memory. I remember it. You remember it."
"I do not remember it," said O'Brien.

doublethink by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

Doubletreeing It 

Doubletreeing It is the act of two people choosing to have sex in the window of a hotel in a high-traffic area specifically so people can watch. Originally termed for the Doubletree Manhattan where people frequently had sex in their hotel room window because of how easily people on the street can see.

Recommended positions include doggie and straddling so that people can see the most penetration. Maximum pleasure is taken when the couple sees another person masturbating and watching them.

Jean and Michael were Doubletreeing It during rush hour and she finished him with a blowjob while about 10 people watched.

Doubletreeing It by Thor Stark June 21, 2011

Doublet Five 

When someone says they need "just five minutes", but end up keep you waiting for an hour... every time.

Doublet: Hold on guys, I'll be there in five minutes!
Everyone: Sure you will!
Everyone (whispers): Sounds like a Doublet Five...

Doublet Five by MHFox May 21, 2008