Droglodyte

Droglodyte (or Drog):
A term used to describe individuals who are degenerate gamers and prefer spending a significant portion of their time immersed in virtual worlds. Unlike their prehistoric counterparts (troglodytes), these modern-day droglodytes have traded their caves for degeneracy. They have abnormal and erratic sleeping patterns, and they find joy and camaraderie in their hedonistic lifestyle.

Don't be a drog.
Humans are not Droglodytes.

Droglodyte by terasurfer November 5, 2023

Troglodyte 

A troglodyte is typically used as an insult as someone is a really stupid/ ugly or you just want to insult them

Shut up you fucking troglodyte

Troglodyte by MrStealyoWhip December 24, 2020

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Proglodyte 

A confused and suspicious urban being that believes the only way to compensate for their lack of common sense is to exert an unreasonable amount of control over their fellow citizens.

See also, Politics, Progressive, George Orwell and Joseph Stalin.

Martina was shocked to find out that there was a church in her neighborhood, so she telephoned her network of Proglodytes and they all agreed to burn it down so the church members wouldn't promote hate mongering.

Proglodyte by Sterling Headset March 30, 2013

Sports Troglodyte 

One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.

I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?

Sports Troglodyte by uuth September 30, 2010

Troglodyte 

The kind of person that makes you wonder why humans aren't extinct yet.

Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.

Troglodyte by golira_the_first January 21, 2019

Troglodyte 

People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen

Which troglodyte has put their greasy fingers all over the fkin screen

Troglodyte by Troglodyte Hunter December 9, 2019