Drof

Ford spelt backwards. Drof is the typical result of driving a vehicle made by the Ford Motor Company. As an acronym: Driver Returns On Foot.

Guy 1: "What happened to Steve? He's late for work."

Guy 2: " He must have taken the Mustang again. That thing keeps shitting the bed on him.

Guy 1: "Drof again. He should buy a Dodge

Drof by Gen9C November 16, 2011

Drof

When you switch round the badge of your mates old Ford Focus without his knowledge

Hey I just drof’ed his car and he doesn’t even know!

Drof by ShadowDragon May 27, 2020

droffass 

Etymology:

Droffass (draw-fuss) is an abbreviation originating from the phrases "drunk off your/my/his/her ass". To be broadly applicable the adjective in the phrase has been removed. Rarely is it written as "dr.offass", but has an increased tendency to be written as such in the wigger population.

definition:

The word generally describes someone so extremely drunk that they can not see straight, stand, speak (say no) or remember what happened the next day. Similar in meaning to wasted, shit faced, and trashed.

1.) "Man, I was so droffass last night I woke up in bed with the bathroom rugs as blankets"

2.) "we gettin' droffass"

3.) "Dude she is soo droffass you might actually have a chance!!!"

4. ) the idiot trying to dance on tables/peel their clothes off after a few drinks is droffass.

droffass by kookat76 January 27, 2011

droft 

The area in which a fart travles.

There was a fart droft in our midst just following the direction of the wind

droft by Haskel 2fk June 17, 2018

drofxo 

when you eat a girl out when she's on her period, you drofxo her.

pronounced (droff-zoe)

it's also oxford backwards, which comes from the college and one student famously performing drofxo and bragging about it.

"Your shirt says Oxford, you know that's drofxo backwards, right?"
"So?"
"You like to eat girls out when they're all bloody?"
"Yeah, I don't mind a little drofxo."

drofxo by Bloodtongue June 28, 2009

Droffocate 

when you can’t breathe in the snow and you did such as suffocating and drowning

He droffocated in the snow.

Droffocate by BananaChikin January 13, 2019

drofty 

when your soda (or canned drink) is no longer carbinadted to your needs

Dang! My soda is getting drofty . I do not need my soda getting all drofty.

drofty by droftyqueen101 December 14, 2017