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Dicus Poopsac 

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test
When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.
Dicus Poopsac by Mr Lister May 23, 2010
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Cute, adorable and super smart. A great friend to have in any circumstance.
Drikus is my go-to guy, because he helps where he cans.
Drikus by MisterWhiteSnowLeopard December 20, 2016

Drivus cuntosauri

Pseudo Latin plural form for terrible drivers.
Singular would be drivus cuntosaur.
Man, we need signs warning you to watch out for drivus cuntosauri, there's a plethora of them out here today!

Dracusnack

When one takes a break from Kim Dracula's discord to eat or make a snack, they are getting a dracusnack.
Be right back! I need a dracusnack.

I made a delicious dracusnack!
Dracusnack by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

drocus pocus

a form of hydroponically grown marijuana that gets the smoker so high he/she starts to experience mild hallucinations
say dog, you got the bud?

yo, dude. i got that drocus pocus!

well, shoot... lets fire it up then
drocus pocus by Mack September 1, 2008
Dicus is used to express surprise or astonishment, usually when something unexpected happens. It has overtones of indifference and ennui and is generally used in spur-of-the-moment situations.

Dicus is generally used only by pros, as it was invented by a pro. Lately though, it has become quite mainstream.

'Dicus' may be complemented with 'cactus', its cousin word, which basically means the same as 'shit', but is more versatile.

Dicus is basically interchangeable with OMG or OMFG.
"Man.... I got fired."

"Dicus. That's Cactus."
dicus by John Cactus September 6, 2005