dicus 

Dicus is used to express surprise or astonishment, usually when something unexpected happens. It has overtones of indifference and ennui and is generally used in spur-of-the-moment situations.

Dicus is generally used only by pros, as it was invented by a pro. Lately though, it has become quite mainstream.

'Dicus' may be complemented with 'cactus', its cousin word, which basically means the same as 'shit', but is more versatile.

Dicus is basically interchangeable with OMG or OMFG.

"Man.... I got fired."

"Dicus. That's Cactus."

dicus by John Cactus September 6, 2005

Dicus Poopsac 

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test

When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.

Dicus Poopsac by Mr Lister May 23, 2010

brri brri bicus dicus bombicus

the most goated and underrated italian brainrot, it is a gladiator spartan bird who kicks so much butt and will destroy you

Ethan the GOAT is a brri brri bicus dicus bombicus, and Sophie is sometimes, while Margarita is never

brri brri bicus dicus bombicus by joebartolozzibutttwerk November 14, 2025

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch 

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)

OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

do robots have dicks 

Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony

kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC

do robots have dicks by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021