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dicus

Dicus is used to express surprise or astonishment, usually when something unexpected happens. It has overtones of indifference and ennui and is generally used in spur-of-the-moment situations.

Dicus is generally used only by pros, as it was invented by a pro. Lately though, it has become quite mainstream.

'Dicus' may be complemented with 'cactus', its cousin word, which basically means the same as 'shit', but is more versatile.

Dicus is basically interchangeable with OMG or OMFG.
"Man.... I got fired."

"Dicus. That's Cactus."
by John Cactus September 6, 2005
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Dicus Poopsac

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test
When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.
by Mr Lister May 23, 2010
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the most goated and underrated italian brainrot, it is a gladiator spartan bird who kicks so much butt and will destroy you
Ethan the GOAT is a brri brri bicus dicus bombicus, and Sophie is sometimes, while Margarita is never
by joebartolozzibutttwerk November 14, 2025
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Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....
by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012
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eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."
by Neonatrias November 1, 2009
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Sweater Dicks

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
by McCrapper December 6, 2019
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do robots have dicks

kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC
by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021
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