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Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

drekmeister 

'drek' from the yiddish word shit
'meister' for someone who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of.
Cody G:I am the drekmeister
drekmeister by skjfbskdjfsdf May 10, 2005

dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.
Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)
dickmeister by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008

Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm
“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
You know him - always dickmeistering!”
Dickmeister by Jsmink May 23, 2022

Dripmeister 

1. Drippiest Person Alive

2. Arwyns Dad
person: dude he is drippy
me: thats not just drippy, he is the dripmeister

Dirkmeister

Bring jou Sambreel.
Want die poesklappe gaan reen
When a Dirk turns into his ultimate form
The Dirkmeister
Dirkmeister by DOOMSDAY88 February 6, 2024