A 22 ouncebottle of beer. Clyde "The Glide" Drexler was number 22 on the Portland Trailblazers for many years.
PDX Hipster #1: What do you want to do tonight?
PDX Hipster #2: Pick up a couple Drexlers and listen to mediocre indie rock?
PDX Hipster #1: Sounds fly.
PDX Hipster #2: Fly? Really? 1987 called, it wants its slang back.
The coolest motha fucka to ever roam the face of Earth. This kid is an icon and tends to suffer from testicular health problems. Chase has an incredible Afro that is much more dense and luscious than that of his idol Bob Ross. Chase Drexler is a treasure to society and people must protect him at all costs.
Jack: “That kid Chase Drexler is the coolest kid I have ever met.”
Holly: “I know right. He’s an absolute unit of a male.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"