PDX Hipster #1: What do you want to do tonight?
PDX Hipster #2: Pick up a couple Drexlers and listen to mediocreindie rock?
PDX Hipster #1: Sounds fly.
PDX Hipster #2: Fly? Really? 1987 called, it wants its slang back.
The coolest motha fucka to ever roam the face of Earth. This kid is an icon and tends to suffer from testicular health problems. Chase has an incredible Afro that is much more dense and luscious than that of his idol Bob Ross. Chase Drexler is a treasure to society and people must protect him at all costs.
Jack: “That kid Chase Drexler is the coolest kid I have ever met.”