man 1 (educated) im a dreamphobic
man 2 (not) OMG!!!!1!! *vomits cutely* I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!1!!1!! YOU BETTER KNOW I SACRIFICE 13 KITTENS TO MY BABY DREAM!!11

DreamPhobic by cooler meat man October 13, 2021

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dreamphobic

Something that means that you are not a failed abortion and that the condom didn't brake and that your not on a whole different level of idiotic and stupid. You are normal. Be proud.

guy: Im Dreamphobic.
guy 2: Awe does your little peenie not rise up when you see a green speedrunner?
well thats too bad because mine DOES.
guy: I hope your father takes you off his will.
Father: *takes guy 2 off his will*

dreamphobic by pixluxx November 4, 2021

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DreamPhobic

If your a dream phobic ily so much marry me.

If your a DreamSexual get the f**k out of the whole universe, your a disgrace to this world.

Non-binary person: I'm a DreamPhobic :D

Some weird dream stan: OMG *cries cutely* DID YOU KNOW I SACRIFICED MY PHONE FOR DREAMY CREAMY?! UWU

DreamPhobic by Yuki-buki January 24, 2022

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Dreamphobe

a sane person

Man 1: I am a proud Dreamphobe!
China: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000+ social credit
Some weird ass 14 yr old white girl with a pacifier: *spits out pacifier* N@Z1 1 h0p3 y0U d13 4 h0rr1bl3 d347h b3c4us3 y0u d0 n07 sUPP0r7 th3 dr34m c0MMUn17y 4Nd 1 dR4w dr34m r34 0N w477P4d uWu

Dreamphobe by nzap85 December 12, 2021

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DreamPhobic

A person who hates the youtuber celebrity Dream

I am DreamPhobic. Now i will get cancelled on twitter

DreamPhobic by bigman234 December 16, 2020

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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