When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.
System in which you do and vote exactly as instructed by left-liberal Democratic media and political establishment. Our Democracy™ is often threatened by things such as parents, guns rights, ethnic homogeneity, transparency, voter ID laws, free speech, voting for stuff media and Democratic Party doesn't like, not supporting BLM or any other Current Thing, and many others.
The Atlantic: Allowing parents to decide if teachers should give their children pamphlets about Genderqueer Castration Theory is threatening Our Democracy™
CNN: Voter ID laws would stop illegal immigrants and dead people from voting, and it's threatning Our Democracy™
MSNBC: Watching news networks that don't say the same shit we say is threat to Our Democracy™
A promotion run by Mountain Dew in which they will make 3 new flavors of Mountain Dew (Voltage, Revolution, and SuperNova) for a limited amount of time and have people go online and vote for which flavor they like the best. Ultimately, the flavor with the most votes will win the election and be added as a permanent product made by Mountain Dew.
That new dewmocracy is pretty awesome, it really gives the power to the people to decide what dew will rise up.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.