dumocracy 

a process by which
the rich select
who from among them
can best coerce the poor
that he/she represents them.

"The dumocracy at our school
only seemed to represent
the OPINES
of the administrators
treading water."

dumocracy by skipix November 11, 2008

dumocracy 

n. A government where people vote, but not the way the speaker would like them to.

"Of course George Bush won; America is a dumocracy!"

"Of course Bill Clinton won; America is a dumocracy!"

"It follows course that John Adams hath won the election; America is but a dumocracy!"

dumocracy by A_1_B_2_C_3_________________ September 30, 2006

dumocracy 

A PROCESS
in WHICH
the rich choose
WHO FROM AMONG them
can best coerce thepoor
that HE/SHE represent THEM.

see also: OTHERNESS; DUMBOcrazy

EXAMPLE: "The dumocracy at our school only seemed to represent the OPINES of the administrators running
in place."

dumocracy by skipix November 10, 2008

Denocracy 

Democracy in Denver. Usually referring to legal cannabis, decriminalized mushrooms, and other slack on drug laws.

Adam: Hey, have you tried legal cannabis in Colorado yet?

Candice: No, but I had some decriminalized mushrooms without fear of prosecution thanks to that Denocracy.

Denocracy by First Man of the Valley May 5, 2019

democracy manifest 

When the police arrest you for enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, put you in a headlock (they know their judo well), and can't keep their hands off your limp penis.

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

democracy manifest by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

Social democracy 

A government ideology arguing for a mixed economy, where a free market monitored by the government prospers.

While Bernie Sanders dubs himself a democratic socialist, in reality he is closer to the system of social democracy found in Scandinavia

Social democracy by Luke Johns May 11, 2019

Social Democracy 

A Social Democracy is essentially Capitalism with strong social programs to protect the marginalized and disabled.

This is not the same thing as Socialism, or Democratic Socialism.

If you are a Social Democrat, then you support a Social Democracy.

Social Democracy by XDefineThingsX May 5, 2019