Deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. It was coined to explain why the common theory of Darwinism or Natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.
Your friend proved himself to be a product of Deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.
And ugly, stupid, idiot (probably a dutch teacher) looks like a thin stick with two useless arms and also he is 2meters long, he probably smokes all the time with another fat dutch teacher.
"Hey look at him, he is so weird."
"Yeah I know thats a draisma."
"What's that smell?"
"It was probably a draisma, they smoke all the time"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.