Deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. It was coined to explain why the common theory of Darwinism or Natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.
Your friend proved himself to be a product of Deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.
And ugly, stupid, idiot (probably a dutch teacher) looks like a thin stick with two useless arms and also he is 2meters long, he probably smokes all the time with another fat dutch teacher.
"Hey look at him, he is so weird."
"Yeah I know thats a draisma."
"What's that smell?"
"It was probably a draisma, they smoke all the time"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.