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And ugly, stupid, idiot (probably a dutch teacher) looks like a thin stick with two useless arms and also he is 2meters long, he probably smokes all the time with another fat dutch teacher.
"Hey look at him, he is so weird."
"Yeah I know thats a draisma."

"What's that smell?"
"It was probably a draisma, they smoke all the time"
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david draiman 

The albums:
The Sickness
Believe
david draiman by jack April 14, 2005
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David Draiman 

The frontman of numetal band Disturbed. He is known for his prowess in delivering raw vocal power and respectable musicianship on the metal scene. He also has wicked piercings and a very nicely shaped head.
David Draiman kicks ass, especially live in concert.
David Draiman by chalkdust May 5, 2009
the sad melancholy feeling induced by a rainy overcast day.
I woke up ready to go but it was a drismal day
drismal by jaymer May 18, 2010
When passing solids, the victim feels a blockage, making them push harder and emitting a sound similar to that of rock singer David Draiman from the band Disturbed, on their hit song 'Down With The Sickness' - "Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah"
"Bob must have eaten a bunch of cheese, because he was doing a massive Draiman"
Draiman by MRTOBES August 24, 2009

Draisaitl 

When you sidle up to a random girl at a bar out of nowhere and without warning. Coined by the German scholar Audric "12-Shot" Freukenheimer in the late 17th century.
damn I never seen anyone pull a Draisaitl like that he got moves
Draisaitl by Kruncheroo October 11, 2019

david draiman 

Possibly the most comically masculine, chest-thumping cheeseball frontman since the dude from Manowar. Known for wearing tight black muscle shirts that show off his pointy man boobs and his bald, misshapen head.
I actually kinda liked Disturbed until I saw David Draiman on stage. What a douche.
david draiman by Formula73 June 18, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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