Draisma

And ugly, stupid, idiot (probably a dutch teacher) looks like a thin stick with two useless arms and also he is 2meters long, he probably smokes all the time with another fat dutch teacher.

"Hey look at him, he is so weird."
"Yeah I know thats a draisma."

"What's that smell?"
"It was probably a draisma, they smoke all the time"

by Reda (AKA)(sexy strong man) November 20, 2021

david draiman

Frontman of the band Disturbed

The albums:
The Sickness
Believe

by jack April 14, 2005

David Draiman

The frontman of numetal band Disturbed. He is known for his prowess in delivering raw vocal power and respectable musicianship on the metal scene. He also has wicked piercings and a very nicely shaped head.

David Draiman kicks ass, especially live in concert.

by chalkdust May 5, 2009

drismal

the sad melancholy feeling induced by a rainy overcast day.

I woke up ready to go but it was a drismal day

by jaymer May 18, 2010

Draiman

When passing solids, the victim feels a blockage, making them push harder and emitting a sound similar to that of rock singer David Draiman from the band Disturbed, on their hit song 'Down With The Sickness' - "Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah"

"Bob must have eaten a bunch of cheese, because he was doing a massive Draiman"

by MRTOBES August 24, 2009

Draisaitl

When you sidle up to a random girl at a bar out of nowhere and without warning. Coined by the German scholar Audric "12-Shot" Freukenheimer in the late 17th century.

damn I never seen anyone pull a Draisaitl like that he got moves

by Kruncheroo October 11, 2019

david draiman

Possibly the most comically masculine, chest-thumping cheeseball frontman since the dude from Manowar. Known for wearing tight black muscle shirts that show off his pointy man boobs and his bald, misshapen head.

I actually kinda liked Disturbed until I saw David Draiman on stage. What a douche.

by Formula73 June 18, 2006