A person who wants to use the f-slur without actually having the right to use it. They use this fake sexuality to trickpeople. Being attracted to a character doesn't mean you're a sexuality revolving around that character.
Person 1: What is your sexuality?
Person 2: Dracosexual!
Person 1: Ew! You disgusting pig, that's not a real sexuality! *punches*
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.